Santa Claus has finally understood that it’s impossible for him to do everything himself, and so he’s learned to delegate responsibility for the delivery of certain gifts that he himself realizes are not within his area of interest or expertise. Gifts like…blowjobs, tit-fucking, and screwing! Gifts like those are the province of voluptuous holiday volunteers like Maserati, who on Christmas Eve pays a visit to Ian Scott, ostensibly as his girlfriend, but really as a secret agent of St. Nick himself! After a little banter about the present Ian has brought her, as if any ordinary gift he’s going to give her could possibly be equal to what she’s…
